This is so bad.

I’ve decided to take a break from work tomorrow.

I’ve been under the weather lately.

A sore throat, fever and colds for 4 straight days.

My eyes are swelling too.

I hope this isn’t what they call H1N1.

It must be a russian flu.

Because I’m still 23 I probably have Russian flu.

From wikipedia:

Russian flu
The more recent Russian flu was a 1977–1978 flu epidemic caused by strain Influenza A/USSR/90/77 (H1N1). It infected mostly children and young adults under 23 because a similar strain was prevalent in 1947–57, causing most adults to have substantial immunity. Some have called it a flu pandemic but because it only affected the young it is not considered a true pandemic. The virus was included in the 1978–1979 influenza vaccine.[10][11][12][13]